Caught at the table
From the actual transcript
Things they genuinely said during play. Profanity, questionable plans, and all. Obvious transcription errors have been lightly cleaned; the wording has not been rewritten.
Session 13Arriving after the party had already survived the crystal monsters
“My friends, now that I have rescued you from the great peril of these crystal monsters, tell me, where shall I steer us through this chaos?”
Session 13Explaining the finer points of sky combat
“My friend, naval combat is my strategy.”
Session 13Revealing the strategy
“We shall fly to the sun and blind our foes and see if they follow us, where they cannot see.”
Session 13The strategy reaches its technical conclusion
“Fire the cannons!”