Caught at the table
From the actual transcript
Things they genuinely said during play. Profanity, questionable plans, and all. Obvious transcription errors have been lightly cleaned; the wording has not been rewritten.
Session 6Defending the basic logic of espionage
“Why would the spy tell you there's a spy in the group if they're trying to spy?”
Session 9Considering a safer home for an argumentative demon skull
“Hey guys, what would happen if we throw him in the bag of holding?”
Session 12Faced with a serious supernatural problem and an equally serious thirst
“Now, do we go drinky drink or do we go find a shaman?”
Session 12The investigation reaches its most disciplined phase
“Who fucking lied?”