Caught at the table
From the actual transcript
Things they genuinely said during play. Profanity, questionable plans, and all. Obvious transcription errors have been lightly cleaned; the wording has not been rewritten.
Session 4Volunteering for a drinking-related assignment
“As long as I can drink out of it at the same time, I'm your man.”
Session 6After Roland warned the party about an infiltrator
“I'm not sure what a spy is.”
Session 10Attempting to understand the local snake economy
“Is this one of those situations where you bring in a snake and you get a beer for each snake you kill, or how does this work?”
Session 11Reviewing a collection of magical plants
“All right, any herbs I can cook with or just weird little magical herbs that I give no shits about?”